Free Rock Act Now - Supplies Unlimited To order: E-mail WiseAcre Serious Inquiries Only

Be the first on your block to own a WiseAcre Rock

Or imagine the surprise on your neighbors face
when they come home from work and find one in their driveway

Act now - avoid the Christmas rush

The perfect gift for your Inlaws

Only the finest selected - 500 pound minimum

$1 per mile - shipping and handling charge
Allow 6 - 8 weeks delivery time
Rush Orders Extra

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If you think I'm kidding - Call my bluff

Offer Void in:
Any County named St. Lawrence
Anywhere Overseas
Or any Godforsaken site

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For Sale
Serious inquiries only
First offer over $600 takes it
Lets face it, if you spend over $600 on a rock you can afford the shipping