Acme Dehydrated Boulders
Instantly rehydrate a boulder with a single drop of water.
Acme Dehydrated Boulders
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Since 1957 Acme has been the name to trust when you need a boulder fast. Acme Instant Boulders are affordable, easy to use and come in a box.
Their use is only limited by your imagination. Acme Dehydrated Boulders make the perfect trebuchet accessory. Use them to: Hunt Road Runners. Leave a boulder in your in-laws driveway. Check for roof leaks. Reserve a parking space*. Sprinkle on golf courses. Remove ear wax. Feed to pigeons. Clean up spills. *Acme Disintegrating Pistol recommended if you actually want to use the space) |
| Use extreme caution: …never rehydrate boulders while holding over your head. Each box contains enough instant boulders to fill 3 average stadiums. Spitballs are not a recommended use. |
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Could you use them responsibly? No way I could.
I can’t leave ya without a photo. Lucky for me I found a fallen oak leaf today. I have no idea what the things attached to it are. They make an interesting photographic subject but it galls me not knowing what they are.
I’ll be taking the show on the road. I’ve got to go watch someone dig a big hole in Long Island. Tomorrow I’ll be another Sunday Driver. By evening I’ll have a box to nest in and Monday morning I’m entering the rat race. cya later
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March 20th, 2010 at 7:50 pm
(-: Cute! If only that would work!!! I could easily move large boulders to my house without to much effort(-:
Have a great week!!!
March 20th, 2010 at 8:26 pm
Galls me too. By gally.
March 21st, 2010 at 6:37 pm
I like using my instant boulders to hunt roadrunners, but it never seens to work out right. For one thing, I never seem to find any of those sneaky roadrunners. And the boulders always go off at just the wrong time. The earwax thing works perfectly though.
March 21st, 2010 at 11:59 pm
Are they expensive? A guy was going to charge me a fortune to build a stone wall. Think i could just pour some of these out of the box and turn the hose on them.
March 22nd, 2010 at 12:31 pm
After reading the heading alone, I pictured not boulders, but giant malted milk balls that expanded ever more as water was added. Mmmmm…. I don’t know why. Really, I don’t.
March 28th, 2010 at 11:22 am
I missed this post earlier…it’s hilarious! Wish I could make instant boulders in my yard, sort of in the form of some erratics, but alas, it galls ME to admit that such an activity isn’t possible because I can never place them where I erratically want them. The roadrunners keep taking all the boxes of ACME boulders anyway…