If so send him here.
This little toothed fungi is driving me mad. So far I’ve spent a day looking for anything that slightly resembles this and found nothing. This was found on Sept. 19, 2008 growing from a bed of pine needles. The area was actually a mixed hardwood - conifer forest but this spot was mainly pine.

While going through my photos I ran across this specimen. I wish these were better images since it’s hard to tell what the edges are. Is it something else growing on the edge or is it an actual part of the mushroom?

The center has the look of a bracket - shelf fungus. It’s hard, smooth and leathery. Turn it over and it has ‘teeth’ unlike shelf and bracket fungi.

My best guess right now is that this is a member of the Genus Phellodon. But I haven’t ruled out Hydnum and Hydnellum. Without more information I’m stuck scratching my head.
The closest thing I found in appearance is Zoned Cork Hydnum - Phellodon tomentosus, followed by Dusky Cork Hydnum - Phellodon niger but neither really match up to what I have seen.
So for now this is going to remain a mystery mushroom and I’m afraid it’s going to stay that way unless someone who knows more than I can give me a clue. (that’s a long list - most if not all readers qualify) Until then I’m going to call it - Paininthious backsideus. Feel free to call it what you like.
Oh, and it must have some toxic properties since just looking at it for a long period of time gave me a headache.
Images are linked to larger sizes (1024 x 768) for a closer look. They aren’t the best pics to use as a background but no one will stop you from putting one on your desktop if you want.