WiseAcre Gardens

Two groups of alien escapees were spotted along the Buck Road in the Town of Madrid, NY and shot today.

A local gardener pulled over and shot a number of individual members of a group of prickly looking immigrants late this afternoon.  The gardener was quoted ‘What set me off was seeing them bearing pretty purple flowers. I wasn’t sure I’d get another chance to get a shot at them before the season was over since I don’t get over that way often‘. The group had already caught the attention of others in the area and were being crawled over in what could only be called a feeding frenzy.

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Canada Thistle

Originally from Europe

Incited by the incident the gardener proceeded to look for other subjects on which to focus his attention. Discovering another group of refugees that looked like Sweet Pea he shot them too at point blank range. Continuing in a fit of excitement the gardener then crossed the road without looking and started to shoot the local inhabitants as passer-bys waved encouragement to the lone shooter.

The identity of the second group has not yet been confirmed.  At this time only amateurs have examined the photographs taken at the scene.

Investigators are guessing the pod bearing group are members of the Sweet Pea Family which is known to be aggressive. The garden variety members have been expanding it’s territory into untended areas for years.  It’s been postulated the group discovered today is a hybrid offshoot of the family.

Authorities have not yet commented on the incident and the names of the local residents are still being withheld. The gardener was last seen leaving the scene in a red pick-up truck and remains at large.  There will be no charges made against the man even though he is known to be a looneytic and would probably pay for the opportunity.

 I got off today’s avenue of transportation and got on yesteryears’s. At one time the small rivers that flow through the county were the primary means of travel and commerce. Today only the old mills and dams still in existance give a hint of the bustling activity that once centered around the waterways of the north country.

 The small rivers are now a place of solitude. They offer a quiet relaxing day for canoeists and excitement for those fishing. And if you’re hunting wildflowers even a short trip will overwhelm your camera.

 On my outing the other day I found: Canada Lily, Monkey Flower, Fragrant Water Lily, Pickerelweed, Angelica, Swamp Milkweed, Blue Vervain, Swamp Candles and too many more to post all at once.

 Want to see? Well I’m going to show them anyways.

I’ll start by showing a close relative to the “Fangs” from the last post.

Swamp Milkweed

Angelica atropurpurea

These really stand out on the river banks. The red rose color is hard to miss and they seem to be everywhere.

Leaves are longer and narrower than Common Milkweed but they too have ‘fangs’.

I just might have to go back and dig some up for my water garden.  They would make a nice addition for this time of year when blooms are lacking there now except for the Jewelweed.

Canada Lily 

Lilium Canadense

One of my favorite wildflowers.  Looking up at it from the river was the perfect angle to really catch it’s beauty. 

For a better view click on the photo for a closeup look.

I won’t be digging any of these up. There aren’t enough in the wild to disturb them in my opinion.  I could since I have permission to do so in my ’secret’ spot but I don’t need the guilt trip if I messed up transplanting them and killed them.

Square Stemmed Monkey Flower

Mimulus ringens

You’re supposed to see a face but I don’t. My imagination isn’t up to the task.

Generally these are found on the shore but with the river running high after the rain they were emerging from the water. 

These were a new find and I had doubts about identification. My field guides and almost every photo I found on-line had much more pronounced yellow markings. The ones I found only had a faint hint of yellow on the lower lip.  I had to rely on the plant form and foliage to make sure.

 Fragrant Water Lily

 Nymphaea odorata

I have to admit i never tried smelling these. Leaning over the side of the canoe isn’t a good idea. The only time I really had a chance to sniff I was too busy preparing for my oldest daughters wedding.  I went out early that day and picked a boatload. We used them as center pieces. and I must say they made a great conversation piece.

click the photo for a closeup look

Pickerelweed

Pontederia cordata

You can’t miss these if you’re on any the rivers in the north country. Extensive areas along the shores are dominated by Pickerelweed.

The flowers aren’t anything special until you get up close and personal. It must have been the bright sunlight that makes this one look more blue than the usual purple.

I may go back and dig some of these up too. They look cool with their arrow shaped leaves emerging from the water. Since my pond is only inches deep they would be right at home with my Yellow Flag Iris. (Iris pseudacorus)

They are quite aggressive but in my small pond they’re not going to get too far.  It would also be quite a fight. The yellow flag iris is no slouch either when it comes to expanding it’s territory. The only drawback I can see is losing sight of any ‘open’ water.

Angelica

Angelica atropurpurea

This was a monster. It had to be pushing 9 feet tall.

A member of the Parsley family it looks similar to Cow Parsnip. 

Both are edible as cooked vegetables but I’ve never tried either.  One of my field guides say Angelica can be prepared as a candy. I’d like to see the look on some kids face when you tell them to go out and pick some candy and point to that plant.

Blue Vervain

Verbena hastata

I don’t see this often and usually they are in some roadside ditch. But this time I found an extensive bed along the Grasse River. From a distance all I noticed was a purple - blue haze in a cow pasture. The flower spikes on the Blue Vervain I found were small, most were under 2 inches long so you can imagine how small the flowers are.

Flowers bloom a few at a time moving upwards toward the top of the stems. The photos don’t show the almost iridescent glow of the flower spikes.

 I guess if the cows won’t eat them then the deer might not either. Maybe I should bring a couple home and see? Anything I can do to frustrate the deer is worth the effort.

Last but not least was another ‘new’ find.

Swamp Candles

Lysimachia terrestris

This is a relative of garden loosestrifes but the flower is far more showy in my opinion. It’s a small plant that almost goes unnoticed with so many other yellow flowers in bloom at this time. The only problem is the flowers are very small and the details are hard to see. Each petal has two redish dots at the base.

ok this post is long enough without showing the moneywort (another loosestrife), dogbane, indian hemp (another dogbane), St. Johnswort, Wild Parsnip and Jewelweed that I also found along the river.