Found Rock – Will Travel
I found a nice stone slab today, nearly 4 feet wide and 7 feet long it’s a variation of a common sex stone. The most common are BFRs, this one is a BFFR.
Don’t ask how I got it on my truck. If you do you’ll hear some other choice names I had for it.
Wondering what a BFR and BFFR might be?
Those who don’t use 4 letter words should leave now.
A BRF is a Big F-ing Rock and a BFFR is a Big F-ing Flat Rock. These types of rocks often bring out the F word when people see them.
The top 10 examples:
- Holy F!
- How the F do you move it?
- How the F did you get that on the truck?
- How the F are you going to get that off?
- Where the F did you find that?
- I don’t F-ing believe you moved that by yourself.
- Are you some kind of F-ing idiot?
- Are you out of your F-ing mind?
- Hell yes, I F-ing want it.
- You want how F-ing much for that?
As you can see most are questions. They are the reason I F-ing move them. I love to boggle peoples minds and make people go slack jawed when they see me drive through town.
I won’t answer how I moved it. The methods are all Idiot’s Trade Secrets. I’m not the only one in the Union. Look at the photo below and see another member’s truck from a different village. But one thing we will tell you. Ford Trucks take a load and then some more.
Well now that the BFFR is on the truck it means I have to travel to Long Island. I have a spot begging for it so I’ll be off first thing tomorrow morning.
FORD:
- Fast
- Oversize
- Rock
- Delivery
Not sure how long I’ll be gone, I want to make this a quick trip but who knows what kind of mischief I’ll get into once I get down to Long Island.
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March 28th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Damn F’ing straight! As a long-time resident of the greater Motor City area, and someone who once did contract work at Ford, and someone who drives a Focus (I know but she’s oretty tough herself)–hell, yeah, I can say Ford trucks are tough!!!!! But my question is: What’s an F’ing “common sex stone”?!?!?!
March 28th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
P.S. Was the handyman’s secret weapon in any way involved in loading the truck?
March 28th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
I haven’t had the change to go rock gathering do to snow in the mountains. I’m going to borrow my oldest son full size ford pick up.
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March 28th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
I won’t ask you how you moved the rock or got it on the truck. I used to watch my dad do stuff like that all the time. But I will say, “Hell yes, I F-ing want it.” The only problem is that I wouldn’t know what to do with it.
March 29th, 2009 at 12:51 am
We have a ford truck too. Can’t beat them(-: I am guessing you backed up and slid the rock in to the truck? Or you are Superman?
What will someone do with that large F-ing rock?(-:
Have a safe trip and don’t get into to much trouble on your way(-:
March 29th, 2009 at 12:56 am
Fix Or Repair Daily, but why bother, eh? I am Sooooo jealous of whoever is getting that BFFR. I’ve seen and worn Adirondack mud… I know why it’s a sex stone.
March 29th, 2009 at 5:07 am
Your car plate distracted me from all the F-matters. Maybe this is a joke to you, but I have to ask to clear my doubt. Is it normal and legal to have number plate without number on it, but with WISEACRE instead?
March 30th, 2009 at 12:13 am
How amazing you both can move such weight!
And with no help ! I would say you used a wench though.
March 31st, 2009 at 6:09 am
I dare say you take collecting stones to the level ‘awsome’!
April 4th, 2009 at 3:53 am
I F’ing want to know how you got it in the truck! I’ll settle for—did you do it alone? If so, I want to meet you in person!
Aiyana