Planting a Juniper

Posted by WiseAcre on May 4th, 2008
2008
May 4

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Planting a Juniper

 I finally have the placement decided and the hole looks more than adequate. Right now I’m pretty pleased with myself for only taking a little more than an hour to get to this point. At the rate I’m going I’ll be done in less than 2. It usually takes me at least 2 hours to get this far.

 What took most of my time was picking up a little something that needed to be planted before the juniper.

Boulder pick up

  Overcoming it’s fear of gravity a rock learns to roll uphill.

Boulder on ramp

 See that’s not so hard.

Boulder in a Ford Ranger

 I can’t believe how dumb rocks are, especially the flat ones. They fall for that ‘roll uphill’ bit every time. They’ll just sit there even after the tail gate closes behind them. I keep them chained just in case they decide to jump but none ever has. I think they’re in a state of shock that I outwitted them.

Boulder planted

 A couple waves of my magic steel wand and I’m done. The juniper is now planted and it looks like the rock finally has a mate.

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 Due to a massive hatching of Black Flies I’m getting out of Dodge. I’ll be back by Saturday to see if it’s safe to breathe. Meanwhile don’t hold your breath waiting for a reply. By the time you read this I’ll have already left.

6 Responses

  1. chigiy Binell Says:

    OMG, you have guts moving rocks around like that. Good job.
    What kind of Juniper?

  2. Pam/Digging Says:

    How fun to see how you outsmart those dumb rocks. This one looks comfortable in its new home, so maybe it wasn’t so dumb to go with you after all.

  3. Bamapat Says:

    Aha, now we know your secret for moving dumb rocks…but I still don’t see me doing this kind of rolling (up or down hill) with any rock that I cannot pick up in my own hand.

    Nice photos and great work.

  4. Rosengeranium (Indoor Gardener) Says:

    I agree with Pam, perhaps rocks aren’t as stupid as we think, they’re just waiting for us to carry them someplace nice.

  5. Mr. McGregor's Daughter Says:

    I wish I could find rocks like that around here. They seem to grow much smaller in Chicagoland. The new planting looks great.

  6. Annie in Austin Says:

    Hi Wiseacre,

    It’s fun to see you boss those boulders! The rocks I find are smaller but we apparently both have the same magic steel wand ~ when my husband and I moved from IL to Austin our wonderful relocator advised us to buy one right away.

    Annie at the Transplantable Rose

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