Small Patio Kit

Posted by WiseAcre on May 2nd, 2008
2008
May 2

The perfect patio for those accustomed to sitting alone.

 This kit comes complete with all the tools necessary to easily move it into place. Adjusting the size to fit tight spaces is a simple matter with our Stone Persuasion Accessories.

Single piece patio kit

Natural Beauty and Toughness all in one package

 This all natural sandstone patio is simple in design. There is nothing to assemble and no small parts to lose. Just put it where you want it. This single piece patio is more than ample to meet your needs and it’s tough weather resistant construction will give you a place to put a single chair for a lifetime of quiet meditation.

Installation Made Simple and Easy

Moving a one piece patio The proven installation technology takes advantage of some simple Law’s of Nature handed down through the centuries and still upheld by the scientific community of today. The custom cut wooden rollers reduce friction by an amazing amount. Just set the patio on the rollers and use the included bar in a lever action to move it.

You don’t need friends to have one of these. 

Comment now and get this amazing kit for only $189.95

…..price does not include: $2.00 per mile shipping fee and a $50.00 handling charge.  Any comment made will imply a contract to purchase.  All parties are subject to the whims of folly. 

Stone Pursuasion Accessories

Order today and we’ll add the Stone Persuasion Accessories to your order for only $100 more*

Pick ups are welcome.

*an $80 value!

3 Responses

  1. Mark Says:
    May 3rd, 2008 at 2:59 am

    Hi Wise acre,
    Wow I think you are onto a real winner, a one man patio for all those ‘Billy no mates’ out there…ingenious
    But I think the real winner is the multi use custom made rollers that could be utilised into a rustic fence around the one man patio to keep away any potential friends.

    Cheers Mark

    Mark,
    I was going to write a step by step guide to moving a stone slab that weighs a couple hundred pounds. But then I figured that’s a job only an idiot would attempt to do by hand and my visitors are not idiots.

    I forgot to add that the one piece patio attracts beautiful people and the owner will have to expand the sitting area using the “Party Package”. Remember - the one piece patio is designed to meet all your needs.

  2. Mark Says:
    May 4th, 2008 at 5:47 am

    Hi Wise acre,
    You are excelling yourself with all these add ons, before they know it Billy no mates will have to pave over their whole garden to accomodate all the beautiful people. I would add a swimming pool option as well just so they could cool off, made of stone of course….

    Mark,
    Here’s a quick shot of a ‘Party Package’ being set in place. I’ll put up the complete instructions soon.

    Party Package

  3. Mr. McGregor's Daughter Says:
    May 4th, 2008 at 8:44 am

    I have a bad case of stone envy! I can imagine so many little nooks around the garden where that one piece would make a great little hideaway. The whole patio is going to be so gorgeous. Stone is just not abundant or cheap around here.

    Mr. McGregor’s Daughter,
    People turn purple instead of green with envy when they see this stone.

    At one time sandstone was quarried at a number of places in the area and used as buillding stone. Potsdam sandstone was/is famous for the orange building stone quarried extensivly in the past. A large quarry near the spot I’m getting the purple stone used to produce carriage steps that were used all over the country. Unfortunately now all the Potsdam sandstone is used for is crushed stone. I got lucky with the purple and found a couple of property owners that dig up a little every year. Even in the land of stone it’s hard to get and expensive.

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