WiseAcre Gardens

 …your husband asks what size you wear

…7 out of 10 people at the mall are men with bewildered looks on their faces

…the children have taken an interest in cookie conservation

…you have no trouble getting the kids to bed

…you go to an in-laws’ house so they don’t show up at your door the next day

…the lights on the tree just burned out

…your arms are tired from shaking packages after everyone else fell asleep

…you put out carrots instead of the dog for the deer hanging out in the garden

…you feel sorry for the trees still on the sales lot

…you post this early because you have at least half of the above to do